How to Troll A Narc
If you’re the type of person who enjoys pushing buttons and watching people squirm, then you’ll love this guide on how to troll a narcissist. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until they lash out and try to destroy your life. Then it’s not so fun anymore. But we’ll get to that later. For now, let’s focus on the trolling.
All you need to do is figure out what buttons to push and then watch them lose their cool. It’s actually quite amusing…until they start turning their rage on you. But we’ll get to that later. For now, let’s focus on the trolling. There are a few things that narcissists can’t stand: being ignored, being disagreed with, and feeling like they’re not in control. So, if you want to troll a narcissist, this is how it’s done.
The first thing you need to understand is that narcissists hate losing control. It goes against their very nature. So when they see someone who they can’t control, it drives them crazy. They’ll go to great lengths to try to regain control, whether that means manipulation, gaslighting, or even outright aggression.
How to Ignore a Narcissist
We’ve all been there. You’re minding your own business, going about your day when suddenly someone tries to control you. Whether it’s a friend, family member, or romantic partner, it can be frustrating and even scary. But what do you do when the person trying to control you is a narcissist?
This one is easy. Just act like they don’t exist. Don’t return their calls, don’t acknowledge their texts, and don’t engage with them on social media. In short, pretend they’re invisible. They can’t stand being ignored, so this will drive them crazy. Weaponizing attention, or lack of attention is also a good move against narcissists flying monkeys.
How to Disagree
This one is a little trickier because you need to be careful not to come across as disrespectful or condescending. The best way to disagree with a narcissist is to calmly state your opinion and then back it up with evidence. They won’t like it, but they won’t be able to argue with you if you’re polite and confident in your convictions. You could also troll them by excessively playing devil’s advocate, or always finding a middle ground.
How to Make a Narcissist Feel Out of Control
This is where things can get dangerous because narcissists really don’t like feeling out of control. That’s why it’s important to tread carefully here. The best way to make a narcissist feel out of control is to assert your independence and refuse to let them control you. Stand up for yourself and don’t take any crap from them. They might try to bully you into submission, but if you hold your ground they’ll eventually back down…or lash out in anger. And that’s when things can get really ugly.
Fake Love Bomb Them
Love bombing is risky no matter how, or when you do it. But when you fake it’s even more devious. Some narcissists might see through this tactic, nevertheless, your continued love bombing will hit differently. Always tell them you love them, and it’s better if you believe it. This is a surefire method to invoke your targetted narcissists’ rage.
Bait And Switch
Your best move to troll people is the old bait and switch. You either feign some weakness and lure them into a trap, or you blatantly mislead them. You want to blatantly mislead because the goal is trolling, not to win an argument. Although baiting and switching work better if you can win the argument.
Talking Gray Rock
The idea of being boring is meant to keep narcissists away, but what if the gray rocking technique gets taken further? What if you created a persona that is so relentlessly boring, that you cannot be avoided? IDK about you, but that sounds like a good troll to me. If you are the most boring person around, you should get the crown. More importantly, narcissists know that’s a crown they will never get.
Ultimately, trolling narcissists requires pushing the right buttons. Besides what we mentioned above, some general tips include the following:
Never feel guilty, or fall for guilt trips
Be ready for constant emotional blackmail
Remember you can’t beat narcissism as a whole
If you’ve been on the internet for more than five minutes, chances are you’ve come across a narcissist or two. And if you’ve ever engaged with one of these people, you know how frustrating and draining it can be. But there is a silver lining: If you know how to troll a narcissist, you can take some of the power away from them and put yourself in a position of control. So next time you find yourself dealing with a narcissistic personality online, remember these tips and turn the situation to your advantage. For more interesting articles like this one, be sure to check out our website.