While most of us would dodge these personalities in real life, on-screen narcissists captivate us with their boundless egos and unapologetic self-interest.
Here’s a look at some of the greatest narcissists in film and television—characters so engrossed in their reflections they might as well be sculpted in marble.
Don Draper – Mad Men
Don Draper’s classic Mad Men allure is based on his untouchable coolness—and inability to acknowledge anyone else’s emotional needs. Draper’s narcissism is multi-layered, stemming from a deep-seated need to outrun his past and assert his importance through sheer charm and sex appeal.
Miranda Priestly – The Devil Wears Prada
She’s the queen.
Tony Stark – Iron Man and the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Stark’s narcissism is at least fun.
Lucille Bluth – Arrested Development
From her iconic takedowns to her complete lack of maternal warmth, Lucille is an unapologetic diva who demands devotion and provides not an ounce of it in return. A “love me or leave me” personality, but only on her terms.
Frank Underwood – House of Cards
Frank wants what Frank wants. Period.
Jordan Belfort – The Wolf of Wall Street
Leonardo DiCaprio’s portrayal of real-life stockbroker Jordan Belfort is so over the top that it makes you wonder where many different lines are drawn. Is it good or bad? Viewers aren’t sure, so it falls into the guilty pleasure category.
Blair Waldorf – Gossip Girl
Signature Narcissistic Trait: Queenly entitlement and a love of plotting.
Though she occasionally lets her guard down, Blair primarily focuses on herself and her status, with a sense of entitlement that would make royalty blush. Her best friend may be the “It Girl,” but Blair knows she’s the true queen, and woe to anyone who dares cross her.
Selina Meyer – Veep
Meyer’s over-the-top narcissism is hilariously exaggerated, yet highly relatable in a world where attention and validation reign supreme.
Why We Can’t Look Away
In real life, we’d run a mile from these people. But in the safety of our screens, we can revel in the narcissistic chaos they bring—drama, destruction, and a reminder that, sometimes, a little ego makes for a lot of entertainment.
